my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
(via andrewcentrism)
How did these two even win the hunger games?
(Source: stay-together-always, via erinpond)
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
WHAT THE FUCk
SHE SHOULD BE A SPY
(via cas-is-deans-unicorn)
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
(via andrewcentrism)
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via petewentzismyunicorn69)